"Constitutional Mustard" available at www.halloweenexpress.com (just add the "Constitutional")
"The Right to Bear Arms" available at www.costumesgalore.net
"Second Bite at the Apple," available at www.halloweencostumes.com
And, if you have ski equipment, you could also go as the "Slippery Slope."
|Skier carving a turn in Méribel, France |
available at commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Skier-carving-a-turn.jpg